Buy Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Vogue Magazines and just follow the new trends from A-Z [the fact that full leather boots might be tad too much in karachi winters, but then who-the-cares?
Wear designer. No matter what happens under the sun and the moon. [if its fake but looks real all the better]
Have manicures and pedicures like no one's business. People may be dying, there may be curfew in cities, TTP might be just around the corner - the hell with everything.
Don large sun-glasses - the larger and tackier the more noticed you'd be - even at night :)
Have a Hand sanitizer in your bag at all times to ward off the germs that swarm the never-developing country you're fluttering in.
Visit local designer outlets and buy till you die.
Make sure you get in GT or Sunday magazine - with an inane smile and a plastic barbie doll pose - at least once every three months.
Talk in ENGLUSH.... Whaat??
Carry the most expensive cell phone, the bigger the better for size does matter. You will only be using its .0009% of its capacity is besides the point.
Be on the phone for like forever, and say 'like',errr.. like forever!
Attend every 'happening' wedding - by hook or by crook.
If you're lucky to be in lahore; don the jewels - for nothing does it like BLING in this city of the 'diamond market'.
Own a collection of 'very expensive Shatoos, Kashmiri,
always be on some fad diet - dukan, atkins, south beach, water/green tea, de-tox
talk about a 'popular' book - having read the tome is not a pre-requiste
do or talk YOGA, PILATES, ZUMBA, blah blah blah
hop on the band wagon of 'new-age' philosphers...
be on facebook all the time
wear coral lipstick
reveal all
have a list (written/typed) for the things you want in a future mate, MONEY being the first, second and the last
be seen - by all and sundry
be on breaking news - at least try
Bitch like there's is no tomorrow
use lip balm
have an I-pad and carry it with you everwhere, even to the loo
pretend you belong to a group of friends, even if is the flooziet of all
flutter your false eye lashes
drink alcohol and get drunk
smoke - the fact that it may kill you and those around you is sooooo not to be thought of
always carry illachi or some pan masala in ur bag and munch on it continously - why bother with mouth cancer inducing ingredients :)
abuse...in urdu
go out to eat always
laugh out loud, or giggle in groups
take xanax or lexotanil...whenever you feel flustered
rave about your husband..even if he ia loser, especially if he is a loser
BUT DON"T EVER THINK
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