1. Have an opinion on anything and everything and bloody hell have the freedom to express it without offending anyone's egos, stepping on someone's toes, hurting other's feelings......
2. Wearing what you want to wear, to dress yourself the way you want to and not be dictated or emotionally blackmailed into doing things you really don't want to do.
3. Stay out late, as late, as you want to, sleep when you want to, have no errands to run for other people who take you forgranted, not having to pick up after another - basically not having to put up with the shit of another!
4. Have friends of your choice, meet whoever you like and not have to hear 'now your friend is influencing you' as though you're an imbecile. And, better than this not having to sit through long drawn dinners with his friends and their uber boring wives when you'd rather be in bed reading a good book.
5. Not having to cook or eat at times when you don't want to and the best part not having to slog in the kitchen stressing over salt and ghee in food while the minute he puts the food in his mouth he delivers a speech of abuse. Wonderful relaxing eating moments for eternity.
6. Not having to avoid the other person to whom you have absolutely nothing to say, or trying to think up of conversation starters, ufff, seriously you tend to run out of them.
7. Not having to put up with the grouchy face and sour moods, and constant yelling of another who thinks he's bought you straight off the slave trade market in Zanzibar sometime in the 1850's.
8. Laughing all you want.
9. Raising your child the way you want without anyone's bloody nagging and complaining.
10. Being YOUR OWN BOSS!!! and never being bullied.
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