Get me AWAY FROM!!!!!!!

PLEASE! God help me! and keep me miles and miles, no light years away from the attentions of (YUK) very much married with children, middle aged, paunchy, balding, faded, uninteresting, vapid, unattractive, sexually frustrated, lecherous, kinky, failing, and on top of all this, arrogant, proud, delusional, and still considering themselves eligible MEN!!!!


This is an epistle, no an all out advertisement, nay, a PROCLAMATION! all signed on a stamp paper and notarizied for presenting in the court of law as admissible evidence! I, lubna Khan, of phase 6, hereby attests to the following:

That the signatory is not the least bit interested in any MAN (married or otherwise.)

That henceforth from the afternoon of 21st/september/2011, MEN who want to continue to remain alive may never approach the signatory with any proposal decent and indecent.

That all lechers, sexually deviant, wife-cheaters take an about-turn on coming across the signatory.

That false flatterers of all kinds and manner keep their distance to the signatory or else be prepared to face the consequences.

That in the event of a married man approaching the signatory, let it be known that the incumbent's wife will be informed of all in graphic detail and in case that is not enough a deterrent, the children, colleagues etc will be considered next.

That, the signatory, is attesting to the fact - that she hates Pakistani men with a vengeance.


Lubna Khan