1.You can practice "hate-speech" about it to your heart's content and then lord over moralistically by posing to be a Patriot, all by waving a flag on the 14th of August, or during a cricket match with India, or by displaying a green chand sitara as your dp! and by putting on "MILI NAGHMAS" by Noor Jehan and Mehdi Hasan.
2.Hell! You can be the naturalized citizen of another country, UK, USA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA - and still move masses in the country, be a leader, run shadow governments, hail against "foreign intervention" of your new-country and come across as a true Pakistani in the eyes of our very intelligent public.
3.Despite being a citizen of Muslim country, where there are strict prohibition rules on paper, you can order home delivery of all kinds of WHISKEY, SCOTCH, WINE ETC. and feel doubly safe, as the bootleggers are generally policemen or intelligent spooks!
4.Be a certified "Mad" and Psychologically unfit - but/and/or/in spite of hold any important public post - you can be President of the country for God's sake!
5.Be corrupt, indulge in grafts, commission making, illegal and nefarious activities and still be honored and respected like a true citizen of the state.
6.Do anything in the name of Islam.
7.Have an income and assets worth millions and pay no income tax, and yet talk of loyalty to the country.
8.Be able to get away with MURDER and that too literally!
9.Blame all that's rotten in the country on the "fabled third hand" and be taken seriously!
10.Feel elated about NUCLEAR WEAPONS that are supposed make us win a war with India?
P.S Feel no pressure at all to be minutely intelligent and remotely sane! like ever!
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