1. You can always play the 'Victim Card,' err... we are blood thirsty terrorists because of Russia invading Afghanistan, we are so hung up on Kashmir because of the divide and rule policy of the British, we are plagued by the Taliban because of Afghan situation back in the early nineties and so on and so forth.
2.You can always play the 'Foreign Hand Card' as in Indian RAW, and Israeli Mossad creating dissension and lawlessness in our country.
3.You can be a 'naturalized' citizen of another country and claim being a patriotic Pakistani, nay make endless boring speeches about Pakistan trying to lead its people to disaster.
4.You can be 'certified mentally deranged' and still hold an important public office errr... like the presidency.
5. You can steal from the state exchequer on a regular basis, being in a governmental post and still wax lyrical about 'honesty', 'transparency' and 'integrity.'
6. You can be a total, first class, idiot (read Nawaz Sharif,) a thorough Goon and a murderer (read Altaf Hussain,) a shifty two bit bribe taking ex-civil servant (read Rehman Malik,) and still become leaders of monumental proportion and/or hold crucial leading posts.
7. You can get a driving license - that is - even if you are BLIND.
8. You can drive a 100 million rupee car and refuse a mere 10 rupee note to the beggar.
9. You can pick up prostitutes, gay men, transvestites from shop corners - and, still be counted amongst the respected.
10. You can bitch about this country adinfintum and still live here, and do all the things that you bitch about and feel not a prick of conscience.
quite true
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