ever use the word 'sovereignty' and Pakistan in the same sentence, unless its a negation
think of yourself a first class citizen of this country, until and unless you tick yes to at least 2 out of the following conditions:
a) you belong to a 'feudal family'
b) you work in the higher echelons of the government service
c) you have a military background
d) you have won an election
e) you belong to one of the banned jihadi groups (nursed by the ISI)
f) you have a coveted membership to a 'gang' in Karachi
g) you are in the paid service of our holy of holies -the CIA (yes, the american one)
show sympathy to the Jewish people. Damn what the history teaches us, forget that they share a significant part of our religion, of course deny the holocaust, and certainly forget the tacit support of PLO and Yasser Arafat to our enemy no. 1 India, and like a herd of mute animals take out rallies for the Palestinians.
get into the hassle of paying tax of any kind to the non-government of the day, for you can always rely on the wonderful and logical argument of what does the government do for us? and also the fact that the powers that be don't indulge in such frivolous practices anyway so why bother.
question the blasphemy laws. Its a no-go-area and less said on it the better.
ever try to sympathize with the Ahmedis. Please always repeat the mantra - they are non-muslims hence need to be ostracized and feel all cushy for being maha patriotic.
criticize the army. Its the 'spoiled child' of this country, it can do whatever and still have an upper hand. Always support the business activities of such an efficient army such as banking, property development, marriage halls and so on...
ask why we are starving and begging while we possess 120 plus nuclear warheads with capability to flatten Delhi and tel-aviv
why there isn't any electricity and water in the country in which five rivers of legends old flow?
question the wisdom of looking for 'slim, fair, tall' and young girl by every prospective buyer err excuse me groom in this pure land
make sense of rampant alcoholism prevalent in an Islamic country? and also don't try to understand the delaying of alcohol consumption till after the isha nimaz!
men and their massive egos
women and their empty minds
listen to the solution every Pakistani has to straighten the country
believe people when they pretend to be patriotic and put flags as their dps, ask for passports please!
ask why the son of the leader of Jamat-e-Islami has an American citizenship?
and what is Altaf hussain doing in the UK again with a British passport?
also raise the argument as to why the foreign residents like AH is allowed to meddle in the politics here, and why does the PM hop over to London to suck up to him
ask the amount of money spent this year alone on foreign trips of the PM versus the benefits reaped thus far?
expect intelligence in a Pakistani. Cunning and scheming yes, intelligence no
wonder how the Naval Headquarters were attacked and held under siege for over 16 hours by a handful of sleuths, while the all powerful armed forces were busing planning wedding parties in the adjoining marriage halls and cutting tickets to Arena amusement park
muse on how and why our leadership goes 'mute' in time of crises
ponder on the secret behind AZ's smile (what is he so happy about?)
how Bhutto was killed by a court of law
who killed Zia, Benazir, Hakim Saeed and countless others
question what we are doing to the Baluch
ask where so many people have disappeared to?
ask why we have the Huddood ordinance?
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