It's perfectly normal...

to look at yourself in a mirror at any given time, pretending you're not! hello we're not stupid!
to hate gorgeous women - uffff (only if ur a woman)
to check out guys - even though ur on the wrong side of 40 ???? what to do
to stress about lines! anywhere and everywhere!!!(within a hundred yards)
want a brand new life - of course with perfect set of kids, to die for a husband, and vulgar amount of money
not be good at anything! well so what?
not cook or want to!
lust at very other woman ( hey! if you're a man)
wish you were 10 years younger
and say that you are :)
to flirt
to believe every compliment
to want to do all the bad things whatever they maybe
eat sweets after and before every meal
to think a few heavy pounds make u look Reubenesque, no, they only make you look big
to tell half-truths - to save your ass or make yourself look good Hey! so??
to use bad words in front of your child
indulge yourself, no over indulge
be useless and a pain sometimes
love all the sloppy songs from yesteryear's! while not feeling depressed
watch Indian Idols
be into saas bahu dramas
to feel irritated
to hate your life and everyone in it!!
to want to be treated like a Queen
to have a secret crush!
to hate your siblings once in a while!
to say u want to be left alone at times, but secretly wishing you weren't!
to pretend things don't matter, when they matter the most
to be envious
to want more and more
to be greedy :)
to bitch
to be loud!
to flirt in order to get your way!
to be dishonest about money ---- hell sometimes
to kick ass
to be proud
to say the hell with it and seriously not care
to lust after a hunk!!! (that is if you know one! the chances of which are next to impossible given the kind of men around)
to hope, want, wish and desire that every man you meet falls in love with u!!!! (I know!! but please)
to pretend you don't want a foreign passport! while actually praying for one
to not give any money to beggars when ur alone. BUT, be all caring and giving while out with a friend
to lie about the price of something
to beg! if need be, or to get over with it!!!
to be bullied by your kids
hate your kids :)
to go against the norm
to pretend to know things, when you haven't a clue? hello! it about image na
to butter up people you hate simply because they matter!
to hate cricket
to hope against hope for poetic justice
to not know the pronunciation of every god damned word in the language
to make grammatical mistakes
to be embarrassed about yourself, your family! (yes when they do embarrassing things)
to be a tad aggressive
to agree with someone on the face of it, and be exasperated at heart
to say 'how nice' when you mean 'ufff its awful'
to say to your fat friend that ur not really fat! and want to hear the same in return
to be politically correct
to not know hoe to swim
to be a bore
to want food at every odd hour
to be miserly
to network
to hate Pakistan and Pakistanis! even though you're one!!!!