.........we are blessed with in our legislatures, as Ms. Azma Bukari (? i think that is the name) respected MPA of the Punjab Assembly. She is a combination of strength, valor, eloquence and genius, a rare combination in our desi women. But all theses epithets needs translation in our local lingo to understand the greatness of this greatest of woman.
Strength is sheer physical prowess exhibited in shrill screams, talking incessantly, interrupting others bulldozing, flailing, literally jumping up and down the seat while answering questions and horrific facial gestures to scare the weak hearted.
Valor is implied open invitation to others to come in front and fight at their own risk. Her sleeves rolled up, she is an Amazon in anger.
Eloquence is just talking loudly, drowning the other voices, pretending they don't exist, and basically talking rubbish on and on and listening?? whats that?
Genius is coming up with afore unimagined and ingenious ways of rehabilitating destitute women.
Ms. Azma has the distinction of upholding the rights of women??!!!! She has proposed on the floor of the house that Pakistani men (yes, the same obnoxious breed) be encouraged to marry twice, thrice nay four times!!!!!! this is her solution to set up women who are not financially independent!!! Brilliant! Ms. Asma have you ever heard of a thing called "self-reliance! education, work, supporting yourself? I'm pretty sure you haven't, such alien concepts have no place in the minds of our errrrrrrr st***id women.
So Ms.Azma, as a fellow colleague suggested, please start the implementation of this welfare scheme with your husband, and get him married a few times and then Ms. Smarty Pants we'll talk woman to woman, and in case you can't find the bloody guts to do that, do keep your BIG MOUTH SHUT in future! because you are a very stupid woman!
Strength is sheer physical prowess exhibited in shrill screams, talking incessantly, interrupting others bulldozing, flailing, literally jumping up and down the seat while answering questions and horrific facial gestures to scare the weak hearted.
Valor is implied open invitation to others to come in front and fight at their own risk. Her sleeves rolled up, she is an Amazon in anger.
Eloquence is just talking loudly, drowning the other voices, pretending they don't exist, and basically talking rubbish on and on and listening?? whats that?
Genius is coming up with afore unimagined and ingenious ways of rehabilitating destitute women.
Ms. Azma has the distinction of upholding the rights of women??!!!! She has proposed on the floor of the house that Pakistani men (yes, the same obnoxious breed) be encouraged to marry twice, thrice nay four times!!!!!! this is her solution to set up women who are not financially independent!!! Brilliant! Ms. Asma have you ever heard of a thing called "self-reliance! education, work, supporting yourself? I'm pretty sure you haven't, such alien concepts have no place in the minds of our errrrrrrr st***id women.
So Ms.Azma, as a fellow colleague suggested, please start the implementation of this welfare scheme with your husband, and get him married a few times and then Ms. Smarty Pants we'll talk woman to woman, and in case you can't find the bloody guts to do that, do keep your BIG MOUTH SHUT in future! because you are a very stupid woman!
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