I Want to FIX....

the bloody maulvis in this holiest of land, they need to be put aboard a huge ship in promise of a luxurious cruise and sunk in deep waters!
And definitely the burqa clad women brigade who have taken the task of making a true momina out of every woman
the obnoxious host/anchors seen on tv, hello??? why are u people so aggressive and paranoid with guests on ur shows!! manners pls and half the time u don't give them a chance to talk!
callers on tv talk shows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell! cut the greeting bullshit, and ask a decent question and btw put the volume of your tv down
Shann for sporting that crazy hairdos in a tv add. tobah! Shann whats with u? u look like a woman!
all pakistani men for being arrogant, stuffy, hung up on their mothers, and repressed gays
all pakistani women for being vapid and boring
rude people
bad drivers who are ready to pounce on you every time they make a mistake!
all obnoxious spoilt kids
all who waste tons of food at weddings taking out a huge amount and then leaving it on their plate
men who fall 'in love' with every woman who talks to them urghhhhhhhhh, please (we know better what u want)
rich so called industrialists making fake medicines in Korangi (murderers)
uber rich mill owners hoarding sugar (count in half the cabinet)
Ms. Firdous Ashiq Awan, our celebrated newly apointed Minister of Information, for being rude, loud, aggressive and plain fat
Mr. Aijaz Haroon, ex-MD PIA, for not resigning earlier and causing a loss of 750 million in four days
Staff at PTCL complaint centers they'r insane
civil servants for thinking grades actually matter in the real world
corrupt police men who use official cars on the road as if they have bought them from their own hard earned money
pan chewing population of this country for making spitting pan spittle a national sport, and for wearing the ugliest smiles ever
especially those morons who put flourescent lights in their homes uffffffffffffffffff
they are ugly to look at and they make everything look half dead
motorcycle riders who don't wear helmets and break traffic signals
motorcycle brigades of young boys at the beach on weekends, no harm in having good fun, but hey the way they manuver and flip and screech they'l end u dying!
women wearing shirts longer than their legs! i mean what is this?? the new walk -- tripping??
dha for digging up khayban e tariq and then suffering from short term memory loss
the cable operators for putting up most irritating ads on more than half the tv screen
the crazy accents put on by the radio jockeys all day long. I mean who are they kidding
tailors who make u do endless rounds of their shops! they should be lynched
all those who think they know better than others, no u don't
pushy men and women trying to get ahead of you in a line!
acquaintances making stupid plans of getting together, knowing very well they will never materialize!! why bother? (this always happens when u bump into someone u know)
proud mothers going on and on about their brilliant children. uff (hum kia karain)
politicians never answering questions they are asked, instead going on a spin about the bloody 64 years of pakistan's history
Mr.Moonis Elahi, a) for sounding like a cow and b)for acting as though he owns Punjab!
Raymond Davis for his arrogance! ur a bloody murderer show some regret man!!!!
Driver blocking traffic! to fight and argue, while ur in the car wanting to vaporize
men who believe themselves to be so attractive (wrongly) that all women irrespective of their place and position want to land them in bed!
Loud manly women! (I'm so scared of them!)
mousy door mats UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (capitalized) get a life!
hyper women!
shiela and
munni

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