Believe (rightly so) that Jinnah was a secularist
Respect Mahatama Gandhi (!!!!!)
Acknowledge the fact that Jinnah wasn't a fanatic muslim
Acknowledge the concept that Pakistan may not be the greatest of ideas!
More of a ruse of the British (divide and rule)
Be Polite (always works)
Say what you feel like (certain death)
Air divergent views on Kashmir! (eg. Its not a part of Pakistan)
Consider Blasphemy law unfair and unislamic (terror unleashed)
Think
Be modest
Adopt a child (WHAT!!!!!!! So unislamic!!)
Try to live your own life (how dare you?)
Be against Pakistan's nuclear program (kia?????)
Praise India and Indians
Be tolerant
Actually read, write, and speak Urdu and heck! like the language (complete no no)
Read the Quran with meaning and understand it for yourself
Not answer your cell phone 24/7 (fone kyon nahi utthathy???)
Admit the atrocities committed by the Pakistan army on the Bengalis in 71
Don't wear designer
Drive an Alto
Use public transport
Go to crowded places and get bombed
Go to a mosque regularly and sure enough you'll be bombed
Actually respect other religions
Read Salman Rushdi
Defend Salman Taseer
Respect Women
Not cover your head during Azan
Not live in Posh societies in uber ugly homes!
Don't own a Shatoosh
Be simple! (never)
If you're a woman; Smile at a strange man!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you are dead)
Not drink alcohol and admit it in public (huh???)
Not enjoy sleazy women ( hai allah type)
Not be dominated by your husband! (sure SIN)
Try and get things done the 'right' way
Get in queue (?????????????)
Respect the law
Stop at a red light
Not have a 'gori complex'
Show patience
Not own a suicide jacket
Be calm
Show compassion
Have something to say! (actually)
Read something besides the paper
Talk when needed
Talk sense
Not be a fashion victim
Believe In Darwin's theory of evolution
Be principled
Have strong moral values
Believe the world does not revolve around you!
Admire the Jews
Not defend the Palestinians
Actually be happy with a Pakistani passport
Don't go on multiple Hajjs
Don't always want to go perform Umra (like umpteen times)
Believe in the rule of law
Pay your taxes (double huh???)
Get a genuine degree
Don't keep buying stuff whether you need it or not
Disagree on the right of men to marry 4 times (Ijazhat hai!!!!)
Admit you're fine without a man in your life (no way)
Not feel sorry for every unmarried man and woman
Not poke your nose in everyone else's business
Be independent
Admit you aren't mad busy at all times of the day and night
Admit the horrific toupee on your bald pate is just that!! (a toupee)
Act your age
Not always wear dark eye pencil matched with pale lipstick!!!!
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