All refers to the same thing; Yes the 'thing' in question here is the 'Pakistani Man.' A unique specimen of the human species found only in the fortunate country of Pakistan. A Pakistani man is always, mind you, always right. He knows he's always right, and God help you if you don't. And, if you are woman and for some lack of wit do not agree to this maxim, then even God forsakes you for denying the truth.
A Pakistani Man is a 'true blessing' to all and sundry. As a child he is God's own gift and a promise of immortality (conjures in mind of every family infinite number of posterior generations with obvious disregard to the world population problem.) He is the protector of the family because he has the societal role of a bread-earner, how many times he rejects the role is not important, the role is his, and the pomp that comes with it is his whether he earns or not!
And the most important facet of this wonderful personality duplicated adinfintum in this Elysium of ours is his utter lack of humility. The Pakistani man is the best man there ever is, was, and will be and that is the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God. He is intelligence, wisdom, courage, forbearance, gratitude, honor personified. He is perfection incarnate a true Adam who has been duped time and again by that evil force,yes, Eve. Since the fall from grace women have pestered this angel on earth and has forever against his true and clean wishes lured him onto the wrong paths. Lament this tragedy all who read this epistle and ponder on the grave predicament of this godly being. Eve the femme fatale is his undoing in this purest of land which some rightly take to be an image of that great garden of Eden. Pakistan with his multitudes of Adams is a heaven on earth, full of delights, full of light, immersed in goodness, but, alas infected with the evil of all evils this slutty Eve!!!
Had it not been for Eve (so ungrateful and mean) that the Adams of this country would have become true Gods. In every man there lies albeit dormant ability to be Zeus, to fly chariots of fire like Apollo, to be swift like Achilles and to be handsome like Paris. But it is the Helens and Eves of this country that lay these god like creatures astray and lead them to their doom. Pakistan man is an innocent lamb taken to slaughter by this vampish Eve. My heart bleeds for him and yet there is not much I can do for him,(owing to my bitchy character) every where around me I see Pakistani men ruined by women, destroyed by their selfishness, their greed and their needs. Women in this country are incorrigible and men innocent and naive, the mix is lethal.
A Pakistani man knows all. He is omnipotent, yes I'm not joking, just ask any Pakistani man anything under the sun he will not only have the answer he will tell exactly why the experts in the field are wrong and due to his omniscience he alone is right. He is master of all, he is a doctor (all kinds) he is a banker, an architect, a business man you name a profession and he is ready to profess. He knows whats good for you, how you should lead your life and what you must do and he loves to advice so no problems there.
The days of the 'courtier' are gone, middle ages and knights are mere legends now, but not in Pakistan. Men here are true cavaliers, they are knights in shinny armor, ready for service to any needy, ready to lay down their lives for truth and honor and yes love. They are the lost generation of true gentlemen who are kind and courteous.
To be continued......
A Pakistani Man is a 'true blessing' to all and sundry. As a child he is God's own gift and a promise of immortality (conjures in mind of every family infinite number of posterior generations with obvious disregard to the world population problem.) He is the protector of the family because he has the societal role of a bread-earner, how many times he rejects the role is not important, the role is his, and the pomp that comes with it is his whether he earns or not!
And the most important facet of this wonderful personality duplicated adinfintum in this Elysium of ours is his utter lack of humility. The Pakistani man is the best man there ever is, was, and will be and that is the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God. He is intelligence, wisdom, courage, forbearance, gratitude, honor personified. He is perfection incarnate a true Adam who has been duped time and again by that evil force,yes, Eve. Since the fall from grace women have pestered this angel on earth and has forever against his true and clean wishes lured him onto the wrong paths. Lament this tragedy all who read this epistle and ponder on the grave predicament of this godly being. Eve the femme fatale is his undoing in this purest of land which some rightly take to be an image of that great garden of Eden. Pakistan with his multitudes of Adams is a heaven on earth, full of delights, full of light, immersed in goodness, but, alas infected with the evil of all evils this slutty Eve!!!
Had it not been for Eve (so ungrateful and mean) that the Adams of this country would have become true Gods. In every man there lies albeit dormant ability to be Zeus, to fly chariots of fire like Apollo, to be swift like Achilles and to be handsome like Paris. But it is the Helens and Eves of this country that lay these god like creatures astray and lead them to their doom. Pakistan man is an innocent lamb taken to slaughter by this vampish Eve. My heart bleeds for him and yet there is not much I can do for him,(owing to my bitchy character) every where around me I see Pakistani men ruined by women, destroyed by their selfishness, their greed and their needs. Women in this country are incorrigible and men innocent and naive, the mix is lethal.
A Pakistani man knows all. He is omnipotent, yes I'm not joking, just ask any Pakistani man anything under the sun he will not only have the answer he will tell exactly why the experts in the field are wrong and due to his omniscience he alone is right. He is master of all, he is a doctor (all kinds) he is a banker, an architect, a business man you name a profession and he is ready to profess. He knows whats good for you, how you should lead your life and what you must do and he loves to advice so no problems there.
The days of the 'courtier' are gone, middle ages and knights are mere legends now, but not in Pakistan. Men here are true cavaliers, they are knights in shinny armor, ready for service to any needy, ready to lay down their lives for truth and honor and yes love. They are the lost generation of true gentlemen who are kind and courteous.
To be continued......
Wow Lubna!
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