get lost

The maverick of london is at it again! yup, I'm talking about that detestable of all politicians (is he that) our own local don (who is not so local anymore) that father (read baba e) of all wailers on the long distant phone connections, that brother of all brothers who you neither need nor want, that bloated personality (read in body and mind) that former resident of federal b area, and the occupant, owner of the dreaded of all places 90 (read nine zero), the esteemed (er.. by?), the feared (er ...by all) the haunting, and above all seriously lacking in intelligence, man of all small men Mr. Atalf Hussain. He is doing what he does best, talking nonsense to grab headlines in our driest, silliest, intellectually mundane, repetitive and boring of all writing mediums the abused newspapers. (Iv just woken up from mmmm sweet slumber so haven't a clue about the "breaking news" (errr... breaking what? our tv sets?) yet, but I'm sure nay positive that the highly well fed bhai of this city (read karachi) is breaking some thing or the other on it.

Bhai has asked for trail of all the former conspirators and traitors of this country???? excuse me come again? Bhai were u err... as they euphemistically put it under the influence of something forbidden when u uttered these pearls of wisdom, or did u Bhai ? say them when u had a divine revelation of sorts, or did you sing these words as you so oft do on the cracking phone lines addressing thinning crowds of lethargic and buggered up women under some marquee in some corner of this city of all cities. What exactly were you thinking? (read not thinking) when you shared this bit of highly unecessry bit of trivia with us.

What does he mean by this? is the man insane? Traitor??? who is a traitor in this, populated to the brim and bursting at the seams, country? the last time i checked, errrr..... like two second ago we were the true patriots of all, the land of pure and not so pure is unique in this gift, every one here from the lowest level of our humble people to the highest echelons of power we all love our country sooooo much, and, hey! it is soooooo ebvident. So what is this guy talking about, have we now started to import, along with that common and convenient commodity, the foreign militant/terrorist, this new and hence forth alien species? the traitor. Be....cause we don't have this variety locally, we never ever did, we don't know what it looks like, what it does and what are its pros and cons, or pray what the heck is it. Please!! people enlighten this so innocent and naive and simple and uncorrupted a race, a herd of lambs if u will of the insidious and treacherous ways of the traitor.

Traitors , well, are just that, u know traitors. they are not true to their own selves and hence to any one around them and their actions harm the country, its people, its image and so on and so forth. ..... yup you are right, we don't know this kind at all, what with the truth totting, beard wielding (can i say that?) pious lot of people that live in this country. So bhai who in the world needs to be brought to justice? we are all innocent here. and those perfect selfless beings that are not to be found any where else in this world. Our leaders know nothing of seditious acts. They are humility and sincerity, and duty personified. They are the true decendants of greek heros, that half god and half mortal beings who rose above the common weaknesses besetting the common man, and doing all they could for the love of honor, country and the defence of truth and justice.


So bhai who are u referring??

Tell? or should i say.... Sing na

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