I seem to have not very many complaints GOD, but I want to ask one thing of you, why, why and why have you made me and lizards contemporaneous! Why in the immensity of time have you put me on this earth at the same geological time period as the average household gecko? She (for its always a she somehow) is terribly terrifying, fearsome, creepy, slimy, urrghhh, every time I think of one I get the shakes! I am mortified by them no matter what the size of the opponent, they instill in me panic, revulsion, hopelessness (in case no one's around to kill them), they alienate the space they occupy in a nanosecond. The minute my eye spots one (and spots it does) I am frozen stiff with terror, with heart rending shrieks that escape my shocked being, I become a woman possessed, a woman unable to be in that room/area for more than a second. And if she is big (yukkk) then all the worse for it because believe it or not she directs her beady black pepper-corn eyes straight at me and smirks! I know you'd think I'm mad, crazed and hallucinating with my phobia, but she does it so.
I believe that lizards seek people who are scared of them, they have an ego issue or something, they feel good when women scream and shout and run here and there like headless chickens when they see one. My ultimate fear is one coming over me ufffffffff, I'd die for sure, I will not be able to survive that ordeal. I have lain awake at night pondering on the strategy of would be intruders, what if someone breaks in the house and puts a lizard on me to make me do whatever!!! that is my nightmare of all nightmares, Guns, bombs, suicide jackets, hand grenades, Kalashnikov, kitchen knives, axes and hammers all can be handled but a lizard! What if a chor throws one on me!
And another one, what if one just falls on me (I want to cry) and then I and her for that fraction of time be one?? look deeply into each other's eyes!
God why???? why?? and then cruelties of all cruelties, you have made me a resident of a tropical country, why couldn't you have put me in Scandinavia or Russia or Iceland or the North Pole where there exists no such demon to put me through tortures of soul and flesh.
Is there a metaphysical connection with me and this amphibian that is so abhorrent and ugly, it is malevolent, totally evil, and harboring malicious intentions towards all that comes her way. I find her secretive for she keeps hiding and then springing on you when you least expect her to. This deception, this duplicity of character along with the most vile skin tone and a wholly obnoxious face cut that is somewhat like a part knife and part fish, oh god! the more I reflect on this odious of all beings the nauseous I get.
Since you have put me on trial God by placing me in symbiosis with this decadent beast I pray you spare me all encounters warranted and unwarranted with this abhorrent abhorrence and abominable joke of nature, I beseech you with my heart and soul to keep this horrendous animal far far away from me and my child (who thinks my fear as a source of great mirth and laughter) Please GOD rid the world, at least my part of it of this dreadful of all creatures!
For I lose all my faculties: seeing a LIZARD
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