IT'S FASHIONABLE............

to swear
if ur a guy,to wear your pants below your hips and show your boxers yuk!
if ur a woman to buy three shirt pieces to make one shirt
to get into an abaya - the bling one
to have tattoos dug into your skin
to drive uber expensive cars
to hire a designer to do up your house
for couples to color coordinate clothes at shaddis ------ uff the effort!
to wear silly bands????
to go to lawn exhibitions
to choreograph dances at mehndis
to mix n match everything in life - from clothes, to love, to marriage, and kids
to be into mother nature
to call Zardari 'kutta'
to name drop (so so last whatever)
not to dye your hair (assuming ur a woman! ladies its a definite NO)
to promote local arts and craft
to adorn ethnic prints
to have at least a dozen paintings on every wall
to over decorate your house (as in how not to decorate)
to have a lizardlike gaze (taking all in, in a minute, while pretending ur not looking)
to have a bigger house, car, office, ego, head, TV, garden than ur neighbor
being an authority on Islam
to want another's husband or wife
to be on on the Exit Control List
and be wanted by NAB
to break the law and flout it
to complain about your trials and tribulations. ESP when you haven't any
to see a shrink
to name drop
to go out with an extended guard entourage - two huge SUVs packed like sardines with men in black all looking lost holding guns that are super dangerous!!
to receive threats of kidnapping/murder
to be kidnapped for ransom
to be shot at
to be hounded by the government
to be hated by courts
to have manicured and hennaed beards
to wear strange and new head gears -- white huge turban, green turban, long turban what not!!!!!
to pretend to have a village somewhere in the backwaters
to be a 'wadera'
to have what u call 'backing'
to have connections - in police, to bootleggers, in FIA, in Nadra, in passport office
to have the largest most expensive generator
to pretend to be an intellect
to read (jackets)
to say 'dude' uffff
to go to 'charity balls'
to crack lewd jokes
to don designer everything costing an arm and a leg!
to be an atheist
to drink like a fish
to be enviormentally friendly
to be into new age parenting


and for me
to go on and on and on!!!!