Ten truths about Pakistanis.

1.They get seriously uncomfortable if they come across desis in malls or streets abroad.

2.They believe - you are where you live. (what part of town?)

3.They all want connections! (know people who can get things done)

4.They love mobile phones and carry them in their hands at all times!! (even at home)

5.The men actually believe in 'hansi to phansi' shit.

6.They believe that all sins can be washed in the month of Ramazan.

7.They have no concept of birth control. (Allah ki dain hai)

8.They believe that hair color and shoe polish can be the same shade.

9.They think loud belches and audible burps are perfect compliment to food.

10.They all want foreign passports.

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