democracy, that abused maiden
fair and free elections (what's that?)
yoga
losing weight (pray tell me why?)
Aunty Acid
Manhoos Billi
people saying 'I'm there for you'
apologies uffff! don't just don't
shopping in malls
shopping any where
MEN
Tsunami?
spirituality
Zardari
Hermes' bags
beauty
Race
najam sethi
love
trust
responsibilty
negative epithets attachted to messages of positivity
suo-moto notices of Chief Justice of Pakistan
The Chief Justice himself
cash compensations doled out by the non-government of Pakistan
Intelligence reports
intellegence itself?
transparency
keeping calm - just panic
Hafeez Shaikh
5 years of an elected government
Metro Bus
impending return of Musharaf
the quintessential quest for the interim Premier
dubbed old runs of turkish plays that our hungry eyes (all fleshy and flashy) pine for
Jalsas
Imran Khan and his PTI
the sayings of Mohd Ali Jinnah (did he actually say all that?)
of course, maturity
coke studio
sufisim
Original Sin
Rumi quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
life is beautiful...be grateful...all mushy messages uffff
Obama - the first colored president stuff and all that
Kashmir
Henry the VIII and his six wives (take a lesson form the east)
Kargil
pakistan army
Michelle Obama and her atrocious dresses
The Third Hand?
The B team HUH?
Stress
marriage
companionship (the heck with it)
HAPPINESS (shit)
Priorities! One more person using that 80's catch phrase is going to hell - and that's the truth
Truth
Honesty
brand ambassdors
intellectuals
intellgensia - what the heck is that?
three over used words - I love you
Valentine's day
any other stupid designated DAY
competency (what?)
that ability to cook!
anti-aging cremes
club memberships
being IN
eating out
being seen
US Ambassador
angrez in Pakiland
english
having a big house, an humongous car, a smart phone, a bloated ego, a vapid wife, an inane husband, a stupid kid, a massive TV, a zillion member err... house staff (hahahah)
ownership
Hijab
Pope's resignation (kiya hua if he wants to quit?)
the British Monarchy
India/Pakistan tension
North Korea and its nuclear program
Iran and its non-nuclear program
Argo
Oscars
Amitabh Bachan
location
the art of living - I want to discover the art of dying
Fashion
Underpasses and Overhead Bridges (gimme a break please)
Mobile network deals
vigils
Government taking NOTICE of untoward incidents
cursing
hating (have to find some other ways to diss people)
beaches
the outdoors
being one with nature (KIYA MATLAB?)
nirvana (no one gets it, believe me, no one, not even Buddha)
politics
dominance of US
sex
being good,doing good, looking good, goody good
human rights (first shouldn't we at least try being human)
being normal
causes
melas
remote bells (F&*#K YOU)
central airconditioning
youth
gora rang
breaking news
freedom of press
freedom
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