So what?

If we are barbaric despite receiving formal education spanning a decade or so.

If we still indulge in obsolete sports such as Eve-teasing, Crank-calling and so on...

If we spit pan at every corner of every government owned building?

If we chew sweet chaliya (betel nut- soaked in poisonous brew) and gutka (a mixture of various lethal chemicals) we are only exposing ourselves to Mouth Cancer.

If the majority of our men pee along walls in full public view? Walls are after all meant for this!

If we use every wall, every flat surface to paint and paste graffiti and political posters, and advertisements.

If we love losers like Sahir Lodhi?

If we never ever go for a mammogram or a pap smear in our life...

If we steal other women's husbands?

If we cheat over money....

If we text, talk and do other things on the mobile while driving?

If we plagiarize as if its our birth right?

If we abuse like there's no tomorrow.

If we get amnesia right when someone does something good for us, so being grateful doesn't figure at all.

If we are all hypocrites of the highest order and love to pretend.

If we don't have a clue as to who we are as a people.

If our President is a certified loony? AND..

Our Prime Minister an uncertified one!

If we don't have power to run our homes and businesses, we do have NUCLEAR power, and can shove all the nuclear warheads up our a*****s!!!

If we mistreat our women. What's the big deal if we slap them around a few times, push and shove them, hurl verbal abuses, and sometimes rape and kill them! on the face of it we are quite cultured.

If we use every opportunity to show-off! especially, when we have nothing to show off :)

If we love intrigues and conspiracy theories!

If in our country the rate of inflation and rate of population growth is one of the highest in the world?

If petrol and diesel prices are sky-rocketing and every essential item is hard to afford?

If, at the beginning of Ramazan, we fight and argue about the sighting of the moon! and repetitiously there are areas within the Islamic republic which revolt and start the rozas a day or two before the rest of the country?

If every year the Ruet-e-Hilai committee sits in session to look for the moon, the media is there, the sycophants are falling on top of each other, the table is laden with tea and goodies, and the whole country is hanging on to every word the committee president utters - and not utters at times way deep into the night!

If now, for the whole of the holy month, the biggest breaking news would be the iftaris attended by the high and mighty!!!

If the road-rage takes a dangerous turn especially during Ramazan...

If we let people drive, who haven't a clue about driving.

If there is no bijli, no water, no gas, no atta, and no cheeni in the country?

If we never plan things and always work ad-hoc.

If we kill each other like mad men.

If we constantly indulge in and enjoy "India-bashing"

If we cheat and fix cricket matches.

If we are highly incompetent and stupid.

If we merely indulge in hair-splitting.

If we insist on writing when we obviously talent....