THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS I HATE ABOUT MEN, YES, LETS MAKE THAT CLEAR, BUT, FOR HERE I'M LISTING THE FEW ESSENTIALS THAT I FIND ABHORRENT IN MEN IN GENERAL IRRESPECTIVE OF CASTE, COLOR OR CREED
MEN have massive egos. Granted, but the detestable part is, that they carry it like a glass trophy on their shoulders everywhere, and God help those unlucky, forlorn souls who make the mistake of tripping the trophy! This ego isn't just there to be protected form cracking, it is there! placed in full public view like an old age 'phallic symbol' to be massaged every few minutes by those who happen to be lucky enough to be the near and dear ones of the males in question. Almost every grown man that I've come across in my not so long a life is a testimony of this. Men have very fragile and a bloated sense of themselves, its very complicated, they think a lot of themselves, yet, deep down they are unsure of all these attributes their own egos have assigned to them. They know, as we all know, deep down that our egos do play tricks on us, and this sense of insecurity, of a deep suspicion in the truth of their own magnanimity is the one fatal fault of MEN and curse on women. To reassure themselves of their greatness, of their grandiose image of themselves they want people to praise them, put them on a pedestal, look up to them, rather make heroes of them. This is a mighty task for those poor souls who surround these men, and most often than not the task of this ego-boosting fall on women closest to them. Women have to constantly tell these meager men of vastness of their soul, sing praises of whatever it is they do everyday,convince these men of how wonderful they are, and listen to them tell endlessly of their own great deeds by which they have adorned this world each day and every day! tiresome is this task and my heart felt condolences to women who have to bear this burden everyday and every night!
MEN repeat themselves a hell of a lot! What is the issue here? it really baffles me, why do all men tend to tell the same boring stories over and over again as though for the first time? And this is not only seen in older men, but younger ones as well so whats going on? Are all men amnesic? or are the ones I happen to know lacking short term memory? completely beats me! But, I hate it nonetheless! I don't want to hear the same old repeated anecdotes about your childhood, or about how your first and only true sweetheart said this or that to you, or how you managed to conquer the world at an age half of Alexander! or how you were able to cream 10 guys by the sheer strength of the now 'no-where' seen muscles, or how you outwitted the police man who stopped you late night on the road, and how you made him bow down to you by sheer prowess! Please, its OK if you tell us these wonderful stories one time, and leave them at that, no trust our memories to recall these great doings of yours when we are alone and silently thinking of your greatness, please!! and I beg all men to leave these 'kahanis' and let them go!
MEN, well most of them, think, if you talk to them you have a thing for them. Where does this come from? and please, for God's sake don't shake your head and say no, we are all liberal educated, enlightened men and we certainly don't harbor medieval ideas like these. The truth is and again my own experience tells me that it is so. You show a keen interest in talking to a man and he is convinced that you want to marry him, snare him by hook or by crook, and have endless children with him! WHY? is it because they secretly think themselves uber desirable, or they actually believe that women have nothing else on their minds? what is it? Guys, MEN, males, whatever, sometimes we like to talk to some of you because, some of you ( a tiny minority) are interesting to converse with, and that too for a short period of time, we don't want to tie knots of any kind with you, we wish you a happy life and that too without ourselves by your side helping you hold the aforementioned trophy! so relax and calm down and please get that smirk off your bloody faces.
MEN are floozies. I'm sorry but thats what I think, and thats what I've seen. Most men have no sense of values, its not to say that they are immoral and vile, it would be better to say that they are 'amoral'. Morality doesn't play a very crucial part in their genetic makeup. I have heard men argue about their essential and biological need for 'variety' translation more than one woman, no, more than several women. this they claim is a natural need, which falls directly asymmetrical to the make up of society and family life ooohhhh? how sad and how unfair for you guys. I feel for all of you from the bottom of my heart, I literally bleed for the difficult and dangerous position God and nature has put you in and hereby commend you on behalf of all women for taking up and bearing this scarlet letter with grace and dignity. The thought of it! you cheat errr hell no never, you transgress, no not that either, you are forced by nature to go to other women, and you are victimized by crazy loony women who understand nothing! UFFF The things you all have to put up with.
I REST MY CASE
MEN have massive egos. Granted, but the detestable part is, that they carry it like a glass trophy on their shoulders everywhere, and God help those unlucky, forlorn souls who make the mistake of tripping the trophy! This ego isn't just there to be protected form cracking, it is there! placed in full public view like an old age 'phallic symbol' to be massaged every few minutes by those who happen to be lucky enough to be the near and dear ones of the males in question. Almost every grown man that I've come across in my not so long a life is a testimony of this. Men have very fragile and a bloated sense of themselves, its very complicated, they think a lot of themselves, yet, deep down they are unsure of all these attributes their own egos have assigned to them. They know, as we all know, deep down that our egos do play tricks on us, and this sense of insecurity, of a deep suspicion in the truth of their own magnanimity is the one fatal fault of MEN and curse on women. To reassure themselves of their greatness, of their grandiose image of themselves they want people to praise them, put them on a pedestal, look up to them, rather make heroes of them. This is a mighty task for those poor souls who surround these men, and most often than not the task of this ego-boosting fall on women closest to them. Women have to constantly tell these meager men of vastness of their soul, sing praises of whatever it is they do everyday,convince these men of how wonderful they are, and listen to them tell endlessly of their own great deeds by which they have adorned this world each day and every day! tiresome is this task and my heart felt condolences to women who have to bear this burden everyday and every night!
MEN repeat themselves a hell of a lot! What is the issue here? it really baffles me, why do all men tend to tell the same boring stories over and over again as though for the first time? And this is not only seen in older men, but younger ones as well so whats going on? Are all men amnesic? or are the ones I happen to know lacking short term memory? completely beats me! But, I hate it nonetheless! I don't want to hear the same old repeated anecdotes about your childhood, or about how your first and only true sweetheart said this or that to you, or how you managed to conquer the world at an age half of Alexander! or how you were able to cream 10 guys by the sheer strength of the now 'no-where' seen muscles, or how you outwitted the police man who stopped you late night on the road, and how you made him bow down to you by sheer prowess! Please, its OK if you tell us these wonderful stories one time, and leave them at that, no trust our memories to recall these great doings of yours when we are alone and silently thinking of your greatness, please!! and I beg all men to leave these 'kahanis' and let them go!
MEN, well most of them, think, if you talk to them you have a thing for them. Where does this come from? and please, for God's sake don't shake your head and say no, we are all liberal educated, enlightened men and we certainly don't harbor medieval ideas like these. The truth is and again my own experience tells me that it is so. You show a keen interest in talking to a man and he is convinced that you want to marry him, snare him by hook or by crook, and have endless children with him! WHY? is it because they secretly think themselves uber desirable, or they actually believe that women have nothing else on their minds? what is it? Guys, MEN, males, whatever, sometimes we like to talk to some of you because, some of you ( a tiny minority) are interesting to converse with, and that too for a short period of time, we don't want to tie knots of any kind with you, we wish you a happy life and that too without ourselves by your side helping you hold the aforementioned trophy! so relax and calm down and please get that smirk off your bloody faces.
MEN are floozies. I'm sorry but thats what I think, and thats what I've seen. Most men have no sense of values, its not to say that they are immoral and vile, it would be better to say that they are 'amoral'. Morality doesn't play a very crucial part in their genetic makeup. I have heard men argue about their essential and biological need for 'variety' translation more than one woman, no, more than several women. this they claim is a natural need, which falls directly asymmetrical to the make up of society and family life ooohhhh? how sad and how unfair for you guys. I feel for all of you from the bottom of my heart, I literally bleed for the difficult and dangerous position God and nature has put you in and hereby commend you on behalf of all women for taking up and bearing this scarlet letter with grace and dignity. The thought of it! you cheat errr hell no never, you transgress, no not that either, you are forced by nature to go to other women, and you are victimized by crazy loony women who understand nothing! UFFF The things you all have to put up with.
I REST MY CASE
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