Why,Why,Why? in pakistan

Why do men have paunches?
Why do middle aged men try incessantly to convince themselves and other, albeit unsuccessfully, they are young and agile?
Why do middle aged men have a leering eye? (I swear all of them)
Why are middle aged men so lecherous?
Why does every man consider himself a desirable 'catch,'? (Whether married or single)
Why do men consider themselves indispensable to women?
Why do men (mistakenly) think they are interesting? (When they certainly are not!)
Why do men insist on airing their opinion whether solicited or not?
Why are they such bores?
Why do fat women insist on wearing tightly fitted shirts stretched over their huge midriffs?
Why do women look condescendingly at other women?
Why are women so bitchy?
Why do women insist on knowing the price of everything in the shop and outside?
Why do women shove other people at stores?
Why are women so insipid and lackluster?
Why are men wearing such pointy shoes these days? ugh!
Why are men plucking their eyebrows? double ugh!!
Why are women so floozy?
Why do things happen only when u don't want them to happen?
Why is the next person's dish at a restaurant always better?
Why don't people use deodorant?
Why don't more women groom their hands and feet?
Why do women insist on taking their husbands shopping with them?
Why do people ask embarrassing questions at most inopportune moments?
Why do people stare at the ceiling in an elevator?
Why do all weddings look and feel like the last one?
Why is everyone calling every other person 'beautiful' on face book all the time?
Why are people so envious in general?
Why do people never make interesting conversations?
Why don't people like talking about issues that veer away from them?
Why are we so ignorant?
Why are we so pompous?
Why are we so judgmental?
Why do we never question our beliefs?
Why do we always use Islam as a valid support to any and every argument under the sun?
Why do men blame anything and everything that goes wrong on women in their lives?
Why are husbands so tiresome?
Why are women so in awe of them?
Why does cooking desi food always stink up the house?
why don't people smile more?
Why in the world am I questioning all the time?

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