people who burp loudly! gross
and men who start touching themselves in the oddest of places, in public, on seeing a woman.
the noveau fashion of using Arabic interjections every two seconds ... ALh....and so on.
people who call their household help "staff" excuse me?? (u have one guy working for you)
stingy house wives who scrimp and save only on food.
and bitchy ones who don't feed their servants enough and well.
and have the audacity to say 'jo hum khaten hain wo hi hum naukoron ko dethay hain'.
women who think every man is interested in them,
and the stupid ways they try and convince others of this delusion.
people who call 'menu', 'meenoo'
people who insist on calling 7up or sprite, 'white'?! why? why? why?
men who keep beards long enough to touch their bellies,
and the questionable urge of stroking them every few minutes. huh?
the 'sit down' dance movement, where u only point your fingers to the sky!
and thinking you'r hip in doing so!
women who claim everything they own came 'bhar' say?
women who complain of the'unfairness' of life in prada glasses and uber expensive clothes.
women who try to convince others of how much their husbands love them! hahahahahaha what a joke!
men who try to eye other women while with their gfs or wives. uffff! cant u guys not do it for a while!
men who think they'v got a one way ticket to heaven because they have a dark mark on their forheads.
people who suck up to their bosses wives
and more so who suck up to the bosses children, 'kitna piyara bacha hai'
lecherous men who start to sing a cheap love number under their breath every time they see a woman.
men who wear surma.
men who scratch themselves uggghhhhhh!!!
husbands who cheat on their wives and
wives who cheat on their husbands!
unwanted and uninvited guests,
boring unwanted and uninvited guests!
people who want to talk forever on the phone when you'v told them at least 3 times you'r in a rush. (take a hint)
phone ringing when you'r in the shower! plzzzz stop
people giving missed calls?????? why?
running out of hot water in the shower, painful..... hateful
getting cold fast food delivered
being fat
not being beautiful enough, thin enough and rich enough!!
never winning the lottery
not being married to a man whose won a lottery!
not having a chef! to prepare exquisite dishes at my demand!
not having a slave at my beck and call
not living in Cape Town
being all patriotic on 17th august and f***ing up the country the rest of the 364 days!!!
people who disappear when its time to pay the bill at a restaurant
bald people or nearly bald people putting a few long hair on their pate trying to cover it! (I mean who are they kidding) leave it na!
the smug look on mothers of marriageable sons.
the rat race
all the rats running in it
PIA pilots
PIA air-hostesses
women who say 'hai allah' with a heave.
the fish trucks on Sunset Boulevard
dengue
hospitals
waiting
nausea
not being able to fit in my jeans!!!!
and not being bothered about it UFFFFFFFF!
uber beautiful women (hate them)
uber beautiful women with gorgeous husbands who actually love them! why? why?
people who dont have a knack of dreaming
people who have no stories of their own
not having my own story!
men who think they know everything and want you to know that every 2 seconds
men who know nothing and still think they know all and want you to know that every 1.5 secs
men who don't make the first move
men who'er aggressive and rude! yuck
men who'er aggressive and rude but still think they'r cute!!!! unbelievable!
married men flirting
married women flirting
people putting themselves before their kids! unforgivable
unwarranted complaints and constant nagging
husbands
conniving mother in laws and bitchy sis in laws
bhabis (all)
women whose sole ambition in life is to get in GT magazine
social climbers
deaths and funerals
goodbyes
starting afresh (how)
people who make strange grotesque sounds and gestures before spitting all over!
pan spits splattered all over
graffiti
men hitting on you when you clearly don't want them. hell lo!
the idea of a God who wants to be praised all the time.
the idea of a patriarchal and fearsome God
the embargo against questioning God Hey! why ever not?
getting all buggered up about heaven and hell
not being able to read enough
that we have no good libraries
that we have no hereos
that we keep hating each other
getting ad texts!!! leave me alone
getting mass greeting texts (pls spare me the pain) u can't wish me prpoerly I don't have time to read
guns going off at new years why? its simply dangerous
other people's dogs
stinky places
dirty bathrooms
dirty kitchens
hair on the floor yuck!
bad breath! dental hygiene people!
not being able to sleep
sleeping all the time
being woken up by an alarm, LET ME SLEEP
cold breakfast
cold tea
doodh pati! tobah! why? its chai not paey
play dates? what the heck? BACHAYE KHIL RAHE HAIN!!!!!
committees n kitty parties
lewd jokes (r they supposed to be funny? well, they certainly are not)
false eye lashes
false everything
ungrateful and mean children
greedy people
conniving people
malicious people
air-plane turbulence
dust
hay-fever
itchy eyes
empty refrigerators
chipped nail polish
dirty underwear
dry flaky skin
chapped lips
not being able to recall all the other things.....
and men who start touching themselves in the oddest of places, in public, on seeing a woman.
the noveau fashion of using Arabic interjections every two seconds ... ALh....and so on.
people who call their household help "staff" excuse me?? (u have one guy working for you)
stingy house wives who scrimp and save only on food.
and bitchy ones who don't feed their servants enough and well.
and have the audacity to say 'jo hum khaten hain wo hi hum naukoron ko dethay hain'.
women who think every man is interested in them,
and the stupid ways they try and convince others of this delusion.
people who call 'menu', 'meenoo'
people who insist on calling 7up or sprite, 'white'?! why? why? why?
men who keep beards long enough to touch their bellies,
and the questionable urge of stroking them every few minutes. huh?
the 'sit down' dance movement, where u only point your fingers to the sky!
and thinking you'r hip in doing so!
women who claim everything they own came 'bhar' say?
women who complain of the'unfairness' of life in prada glasses and uber expensive clothes.
women who try to convince others of how much their husbands love them! hahahahahaha what a joke!
men who try to eye other women while with their gfs or wives. uffff! cant u guys not do it for a while!
men who think they'v got a one way ticket to heaven because they have a dark mark on their forheads.
people who suck up to their bosses wives
and more so who suck up to the bosses children, 'kitna piyara bacha hai'
lecherous men who start to sing a cheap love number under their breath every time they see a woman.
men who wear surma.
men who scratch themselves uggghhhhhh!!!
husbands who cheat on their wives and
wives who cheat on their husbands!
unwanted and uninvited guests,
boring unwanted and uninvited guests!
people who want to talk forever on the phone when you'v told them at least 3 times you'r in a rush. (take a hint)
phone ringing when you'r in the shower! plzzzz stop
people giving missed calls?????? why?
running out of hot water in the shower, painful..... hateful
getting cold fast food delivered
being fat
not being beautiful enough, thin enough and rich enough!!
never winning the lottery
not being married to a man whose won a lottery!
not having a chef! to prepare exquisite dishes at my demand!
not having a slave at my beck and call
not living in Cape Town
being all patriotic on 17th august and f***ing up the country the rest of the 364 days!!!
people who disappear when its time to pay the bill at a restaurant
bald people or nearly bald people putting a few long hair on their pate trying to cover it! (I mean who are they kidding) leave it na!
the smug look on mothers of marriageable sons.
the rat race
all the rats running in it
PIA pilots
PIA air-hostesses
women who say 'hai allah' with a heave.
the fish trucks on Sunset Boulevard
dengue
hospitals
waiting
nausea
not being able to fit in my jeans!!!!
and not being bothered about it UFFFFFFFF!
uber beautiful women (hate them)
uber beautiful women with gorgeous husbands who actually love them! why? why?
people who dont have a knack of dreaming
people who have no stories of their own
not having my own story!
men who think they know everything and want you to know that every 2 seconds
men who know nothing and still think they know all and want you to know that every 1.5 secs
men who don't make the first move
men who'er aggressive and rude! yuck
men who'er aggressive and rude but still think they'r cute!!!! unbelievable!
married men flirting
married women flirting
people putting themselves before their kids! unforgivable
unwarranted complaints and constant nagging
husbands
conniving mother in laws and bitchy sis in laws
bhabis (all)
women whose sole ambition in life is to get in GT magazine
social climbers
deaths and funerals
goodbyes
starting afresh (how)
people who make strange grotesque sounds and gestures before spitting all over!
pan spits splattered all over
graffiti
men hitting on you when you clearly don't want them. hell lo!
the idea of a God who wants to be praised all the time.
the idea of a patriarchal and fearsome God
the embargo against questioning God Hey! why ever not?
getting all buggered up about heaven and hell
not being able to read enough
that we have no good libraries
that we have no hereos
that we keep hating each other
getting ad texts!!! leave me alone
getting mass greeting texts (pls spare me the pain) u can't wish me prpoerly I don't have time to read
guns going off at new years why? its simply dangerous
other people's dogs
stinky places
dirty bathrooms
dirty kitchens
hair on the floor yuck!
bad breath! dental hygiene people!
not being able to sleep
sleeping all the time
being woken up by an alarm, LET ME SLEEP
cold breakfast
cold tea
doodh pati! tobah! why? its chai not paey
play dates? what the heck? BACHAYE KHIL RAHE HAIN!!!!!
committees n kitty parties
lewd jokes (r they supposed to be funny? well, they certainly are not)
false eye lashes
false everything
ungrateful and mean children
greedy people
conniving people
malicious people
air-plane turbulence
dust
hay-fever
itchy eyes
empty refrigerators
chipped nail polish
dirty underwear
dry flaky skin
chapped lips
not being able to recall all the other things.....
I would comment on your post, but I suspect that your focus on hate might be directed towards my comment.
ReplyDeleteI Loveeeee it......so very true! I can relate to each and everything, all of it is true and you've put it so aptly...thoroughly enjoyed it!
ReplyDeletea long list for hatred , hope to see the same length of love list too . anyway it was interesting . best of luck with ur blog !
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